I've now gone 2 days without a cigarette. (Californians don't smoke, and I needed to quit anyway before I did something foolish like turn 30 with an addictive deadly habit.)
And let me tell you something, kids, it's not fun. If you don't smoke now, don't start. You'll either have to quit, which is the least fun thing since running a cheese grater across your thighs, or you'll die a young and horrible death. Since dying young is only cool if you're a rock star. And even if you are a cool young (dead) rock star, you won't be alive to enjoy it. So really, you're just eventually going to have to quit. And quitting is no fun. So don't start.
Oh. And I ate an entire large pizza last night. That was very, very strange. Really, don't start.
That's all.